return my video game
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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