Kiss
Puke
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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