Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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