1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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