no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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