Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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