I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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