Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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