i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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