I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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