their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Your dad touched me again.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
