She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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