"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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