she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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