he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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