Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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