She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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