How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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