we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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