My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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