Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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