when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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