Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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