Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
