brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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