i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
if only i could text you this smell
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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