I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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