no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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