Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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