bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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