I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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