It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I would fuck him just for his dog
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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