worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Drunk is not a location!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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