I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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