u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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