It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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