you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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