where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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