Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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