Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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