i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
