can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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