fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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