So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
In America we eat man semen.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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