I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
