You're completely useless in the revolution.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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