Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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