so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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