Midget sex pt 2 tonight
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
please don't ironically join a cult
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