you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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