ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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