what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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