he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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