Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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