The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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