Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
A bitchslap is in order.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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