if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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