I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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